August 31, 2026

Michael's Daily Notes

I was driving a rental car in Florida last night and let the phone do the navigating. Somewhere along the southwest coast I glanced down at the map, and there it was: Gulf of America.

Not in a proclamation. Not in a statute. On Apple Maps, in the dark, on the dashboard of a car I'd had for three hours.

That is the whole story of this fight.

Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico by executive order in January 2025. The House voted to make it permanent, 211-206, with Don Bacon of Nebraska the only Republican voting no. He called it juvenile. The Senate never took it up. Legally, the thing is a house of cards. Practically, Apple and Google flipped the label, and everyone with a phone started seeing it.

On Friday he did it again, renaming Lake Ontario "Lake America" in the middle of a trade fight with Canada. Doug Ford answered Saturday with a billboard on the Canadian shore: "Lake Ontario - Now and Always." Mark Carney pointed out that the name predates both Canadian Confederation and the Declaration of Independence. Kathy Hochul says New York won't use it. Google's solution is to show you "Lake America" in Buffalo and "Lake Ontario" in Toronto.

Presidents have undone each other before. Obama made it Denali. Trump made it McKinley again. No name is permanent.

But something has changed. The Board on Geographic Names no longer decides what you call a body of water. The company that made your phone does. And a name you have read a thousand times from the driver's seat has a way of quietly becoming the name

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